maldorous flatulus

13May08

The Patented Gas Grabber assures the unfortunate situation pictured above will never happen… at least not in such a conspicuous fashion. This charcoal filter pad technology is no joke. Uncontrollable poopy tunes? Don’t hesitate to stock up here.

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Tags: fart, flatulence, gas grabber, underwear

“no ironed”

07Jan08

I accompanied a friend to the dry cleaners today and her wool coat got denied because they “don’t do dog pee stains”.  The feeling of rejection resulted in a pact to boycott all dry cleaners. A life without dry cleaning is easy for someone like me to sign on.  [...]

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Tags: dry cleaning, konaka, lazy, shower clean, suit